Assignment to everyone on my friends list and then some...

[laurenaf]

Holy shitballs!
I don't know how I'll survive the day. I am bored beyond belief. I think I might go out and rent a movie or two. I'm not sure I feel like watching anything though. Might be too bored to even sit in front of a TV screen (eh, TV rots the brain anyway. Mine is rotten enough :P)

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: In five lines or less....ENTERTAIN ME!!!!

Comments

[thecrazyjoey.livejournal.com]

Drive here and come the a BBQ

[musus.livejournal.com]

1. You want me, I know you do. ;)
2. There's a reason they call West Virginia "Wild & Wonderful" ;)
3. Would you like to take a survey?
4. Would you like to watch George Went eat BEANS?!
5. Did I ever mention you're related to Kevin Bacon by less than 6 degrees of separation? (No, really...you are)

:PPPPPP

[musus.livejournal.com]

Hell, one more for good measure...
6. No, I don't have an abnormally long tongue, but I have been told I'm a very good kisser. ;)

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[iridescence.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I do love the randomness of these comments :)
("Would you like to eat beans while watching movies with George Wendt...?")