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i had two, not one but TWO people at work tell me "happy mother's day, oh wait, ARE you a mother?" oh my god, do i look that old????
wait.
i work with a bunch of waitresses. for all i know they could have thought i was 18 and still a mother already. ok, i feel a bit better about that then.

AHHHH!!!!!!

OK, so I went out running today, and I went for 3.25 miles AND the ENTIRE TIME I had the song "Material Girl" by Madonna in my head. Why is this?!?!??!??